Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in History!!
Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them!!
Why do Pilgrims’ pants always fall down?? They wear their belt buckles on their hats!!
What did the Turkey say to the computer?? Google, google, google!!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck…