Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong? ….Because they never do anything on porpoise!!
How excited was the gardener about spring?? So excited he wet his plants!!
I am not a shopaholic – I’m helping the economy!!
Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in History!!
Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them!!
Why do Pilgrims’ pants always fall down?? They wear their belt buckles on their hats!!