What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it!
Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong? ….Because they never do anything on porpoise!!
How excited was the gardener about spring?? So excited he wet his plants!!
I am not a shopaholic – I’m helping the economy!!
Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in History!!
Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them!!